
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE?
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Ket tells Kim about Her People… ‘scuse me, I meant CAT People. She tells her about the 1982 remake, Cat People, written by her one time and forevermore nemesis, Alan Ormsby. Kim reveals herself as a Juggling Advocate. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see if Kim converts to CATolicism. ::exits::
Dir. Paul Schrader
Writers DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul Schrader
Kim tells Ket the first half of the acclaimed Sinners, starring Michael B. Jordan and Michael B. Jordan. Honestly, they’d happily take 2 or 3 more MBJs, if ya got ‘em. Throw in a few Hailee Steinfelds too, while you’re at it. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see how it all shakes out!
Writer/Director Ryan Coogler
Ket finishes telling Kim about Alan Ormsby’s 1982 remake of an equally bizarre 1942 Cat People. But not quite as bizarre as Kim flexing her LACK of errant cat puke about her home as if she’s NOT about to be covered in Bimberly poop for the rest of her life. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cat People
Dir. Paul Schrader
Writers DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul Schrader

What do you get ...
...when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl 'running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door'? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror movie, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to #StayAlive at the end.

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